We are tired of XP, Scrum, Kanban, Waterfall, Software Craftsmanship (aka XP-Lite) and anything else getting in the way of...Programming, Motherfucker.
We are tired of being told we're autistic idiots who need to be manipulated to work in a Forced Pair Programming chain gang without any time to be creative because none of the 10 managers on the project can do...Programming, Motherfucker.
K. Keefe, J. Sheard, and M. Dick. ACE '06: Proceedings of the 8th Austalian conference on Computing education, page 91--100. Darlinghurst, Australia, Australian Computer Society, Inc., (2006)